Monday 16 February 2015

Irony of Life



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I stand before you to seat behind you.

To tell you a story I know nothing about.

But before then, here
is an announcement:

There will be a gentlemen’s meeting for ladies only.

When coming, put on your best clothe since you have none.

Accommodation is free only if you pay at the gate.

Those who came earlier will given a front seat at the back of the hall.

Now, to my story proper;

One bright morning, in the middle of the night, two blind men woke up and fought each other with a gun.

They both shut at each other,

A deaf police man heard them.

A cripple soldier called the mad doctor who confirmed that the blind men died of heart failure.

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